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When a girl flicks her bean so hard it bleeds or when a girl is on her period and you decide to flick the old bean anyways
Damn Nevin last night I was with Lucy and she had a carpet cranberry
when having sex and you are about to orgasm, you have your partner lie on the ground face down and spread your arms as you "fly" over your partner, while you cum on their back
dude, last night was awesome. i arizona carpet bombered this chick!!!
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Ex: Bro, my house is full of carpet nuggets because of my stupid-ass cat.
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when a girls on the rag and she hasn’t shaved and you go down on her
Honestly a was proper fuckin surprised when i turned on the lights mate, never thought i’d take part in a rosé carpet
“Woah bro, get those carpet grabbers away from me”
When you Fucking a bitch and you pee in her hair
" Yo, me and Samantha did some carpet dying last night! best thing every!"
Rolling out the white carpet is the act of covering a toilet seat in toilet tissue to prevent contact between the buttocks and the seat. Often a done thing in dirty / public toilets.
Four separate strips of paper are torn from the roll and placed on the seat to form a square shape covering the entirety of the seat.
Dude i ended up rolling out the white carpet, fuck catching the clap from some hobo