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When your indoor pets scratch their nasty asshole on your carpet.
Forearms pulling while backlegs off the ground so b-hole is smack on carpet. Looks like pet is swimming when actually is just scratching or wiping its ass.
Oh fuck. Rover just went liquid and now he's carpet swimming across the living room!
Someone with a hairy anus/taint.
Don’t let Joe bend over, he’s got a real carpet crack
The carpet burns you get on your knees from doing it doggy style
What happened to your knees??
Got attacked by Carpet Skeeters
A person who eats the lady cat without caring if it has hair on it or not
Bro she just called you mr.carpet magician
1980s slang for having sex on carpet, typically living room floor or bedroom.
Jill's parents weren't home Friday night, it was a real carpet rodeo.
When a girl flicks her bean so hard it bleeds or when a girl is on her period and you decide to flick the old bean anyways
Damn Nevin last night I was with Lucy and she had a carpet cranberry
it's a phrase used to indicate that someone or something is making the problem worse.
today was a bad day, and you cheating is adding paint to the carpet.