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A person with a on shaved clit
Girl why you gotta have such a rough carpet
Used to describe a short wheel based tipping lorry, commonly a Ford Transit Tipper 350 L2 RWD. Often used in the building game by jobbing builders for its flexibility and ability to carry materials and Herberts to/between jobs. Sometimes gets bad press due to its popularity amongst unscrupulous scrap metal merchants/tarmac contractors/members of the travelling community.
Big Pat: "Bazza, I need you to collect the scran at Fanners and bring it back to base. Umungo's on his way over there now with the forks".
Bazza: "No worries Pat, I'll set off now in the magic carpet once I've topped it up with squirt".
A metaphoric phrase that refers to smoking marijuana, or being high.
Man, yesterday I was on a magic carpet.
When a girl doesn't shave or wash her lines for so long that the mat together forming dread locks
My girls carpet dreads are starting to stink up the apartment.
The famous line Top Gear presenter James May said against Saudi Arabians.
Jeremy: So if you're watching this in Saudi Arabia, *wheeze*
James: It's back to carpets for you.
Your vacuum cleaner breaks down and several weeks go by while looking for a replacement ... then you notice debris on the carpet is not getting deeper every day because your feet are tracking the same amount out as they track in each day -- that's carpet equilibrium.
No vacuum ? carpet equilibrium will solve the problem.
When you're baked as and you're in the car but you're so baked it feels like you're on a magic carpet.
"Hun, slow down im magic carpeting hard out right now."