A closed off, secluded room where cool dudes go to goon around. They are typically dark, quiet and comfortable. Goon caves are typically used by one goon, but sometimes group goon sessions do occur.
Goons (or goonettes) may have a variety of tools and instruments at their disposal in the goon cave to enhance their goon session
Goon 1: Damn, today has been brutal. I need to blow off some steam
Goon 2: Let’s go to the goon cave man
Goon 1: We’re in T-town, our goon cave is back home
Goon 3: Connor’s room is open and he’s not around for the rest of today. Let’s goon in there
Goon 1: Let’s get in there asap. I need a good long goon session
A poorly maintained, cluttered room/living quarter where a goon/gooner spends most of his time mainly endulging in activities such as watching porn and mastrubating. A goon cave inhabitant is an individual with poor hygiene and social skills wich the state of his disgusting goon cave tends to reflect.
Darnell: Ayo Jimmy was supposed to join us on this here fishing trip. But ever since he got internet he don't leave his goon cave no more!
Cletus: Yep.. Ol' Jimmy has no valuable life skills, just 'turbatin and watchin porn all day every day up yonder in that
smelly goon cave of his.
Darnell: yup.. lord have mercy.
When a woman has acid reflux then performs a blowjob.
Last night was great up until Sharon gave me a burning banana cave. Now my penis feels like its sunburned.
The home that multiple white people live in
Hey man. Can In hang out at you Cracker Cave tonight
When a woman inserts a funnel into a man’s rectum and proceeds to hover over him while masturbating to the point of squirting, which she does into the funnel
Zo Was feeling freaky after drinking GHB and was more than elated to give her man a muddy man cave
The holy land. A place of legend. Those who wish to enter the cave must pass a series of psychological and physical evaluations. Cave entrance is on maximum security at all times and has been said to be impossible to penetrate.
I want to go into crabmin's cave but I am deemed unworthy.
An act where a homosexual man cuts his asshole with a razorblade, while his partner powders his cock with cocaine. The results offer an insane high to the bottom, as well as the top.
Yo John, remember that yeti cave from last night?