Chair acheivment

When you sit on a chair and your crush pulls your pants down and sucks you like a popsicle

Man my crush came over today and the Chair acheivment was unlocked

Invisible chair

When a person, usually a female, puts their bodies in a position to where it almost looks like they are sitting on a chair and takes a picture. But, it is an invisible chair because no chair is actually present.

synonym: poppin it out

"Ew did you see Shellys pic she put on sc? There's nothing!!!"
"I know, she's just sitting on an invisible chair"

invisible chair

A person everyone in class, who's existence is ignored. They are usually the last person to be picked into groups (often the teacher choses groups for them). They may be gone for days without being noticed, often sit in the lunch table by themselves and sit in the corner of the class. They are often the most nice people with the most interesting stories to share and its a shame they are often ignored. Invisible chairs are not losers, they just enjoy the company of themselves.

Teacher: Class, Mel doesn't have a group
Class: Who's Mel?
Mel: I'm just an invisible chair

Chair Tip

Often used by couriers or pizza delivery drivers when the customer pays with exact change or decides not to tip. At which point you steal a chair from their lawn without alerting them and throwing it in your vehicle and driving away. This usually happens with really nice houses and in rich neighborhoods...which makes the chair tip a much more satisfying option.

On that last delivery, they paid me in quarters to the cent...so I took a chair tip FTW

Manou chair

Has a VERY small dick, and does the sexy Chewbacca all the time with his dad.

He’s a Manou Chair

chair kink

where you are very sexually into being shook or moved in a chair

"i have a chair kink."

Chair legs

Legs at the bottom of my chair. Also arm rests are just chairs for your arms.

Ummmm chair legs