gentleman's chode

A "sophisticated way" to describe a small dick or chode.

"Tom's a needledick!"
"It's not a needledick, it's a Gentleman's chode!"

flacid chode

A term to describe someone who has a penis which wider than it is longer but it also floppy.

Marcus has a flacid chode everytime he sees a naked woman.

tiny chode

A Tiny Chode is a Penis that is wider than it is long . Basically a micropenis that cant penetrate a vagina or butt hole.

Justin, I cant feel you inside me. You have a tiny chode and I am unsatisfied.

Chode Thumbs

Chode thumbs or (Clubbed) are abnormally short and stubby thumbs that are fat at the top and short throughout.

Meagan Fox is beautiful, but she has chode thumbs!

21 Chodes

David (Rocket) Robison, lookin like a man chode

Chode fingers, chode toes, and one Microchode, equals, David won chodey, 21 chodes

robo chode

A robot with a big fucking dick

You have a nice robo chode just like my dad uses too fuck me with

Chode loafer

Putting a chode between two pieces of bread and rubbing it until orgasm then eating the nut bread.

We did a chode loafer last night.. it was so tasty

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