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Omg you went to Nashville Christian, get well soon!
1. Thinks he white.
2. Shorter than his younger brother.
3. Looks like a mushroom.
4. Straight brim man.
5. DISCLAIMER: DON'T TRUST.
6. Luckily, he WON'T steal your girl.
7. He likes to read.
8. Thinks he is a soccer player but booiiiii yeah right.
9. Looks like a nice piece of corn.
10. He's monotone and makes you wish he'd shut up.
11. Loves "competition"
12. Thinks he's smart but goes to that ONE college.
13. He will probably die alone (or with a mannequin)
Me: Hey so this one guy asked me out.
Friend: Oh who???
Me: Christan Hay.
Friend: Oh no. Girl avoid it that boy's a mess.
Christian Hay is a piece of burnt broccoli.
Businesses who close early on weekdays and are closed Sundays. So they can go home and pray, maybe.
Oh! I was going to get my hair done this weekend, but I was busy Saturday, and my salon keeps Christian Hours, so I couldn't Sunday either.
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omg, i think i am christian fredrik
The most wonderful person in the world and one of the best actors I know. He's very cute and kind and cares so much about his mother. Also he's very hot (by the way he's so much more than hot) and deserves so much happiness.
Person 1: Hey did you saw the picture of Cody Christian and his mother?
Person 2: Yeah, he cares so much about her and he is so cute.
A mechanical Christian is someone who claims to be a Christian, goes to church, attend all the meetings and services, but doesn't actually live the life of a believer.
They go to church likely because that's how they've been brought up. They wake up every Sunday morning and get ready for church, not because they're hoping to have an encounter with God, but because that little routine has always been a part of their life.
Dressing up and going to church every Sunday is just one of those weekend activities, that they've gotten accustomed to. Hence, they live a mechanical life.
They give tithes and offerings because it's customary to do so. They say grace before meals because it's customary to do as a Christian. But deep down within them, they have no real relationship with God.
They do these things out of habit, mechanically, and not because they have any real conviction in them.
This practice is called Mechanical Christianity.
"Having a form of godliness, but denying the power therefore." - 2. Tim 3:5
A: Sharon used to be a Mechanical Christian at her early life, but I'm glad she finally had an actual encounter with Jesus.
B: Now she comes to church not because she's expected to attend a church as a Christian, but because she actually wants to hear a message from the lord.
A: Yea, mechanical Christianity can lead someone into a false sense of being saved. Only true relationship with God brings enlightenment.
He's my brother the biggest chode liker a cock sucking monkey fucking bigger in the world he'll eat your coochie and fuck your dad steal your girl and fuck your mom too eat her clitoris and everything