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A name given to a group of NSFW people who have come together to shit post and roast each other. In the end they are fantastic friends.
Person 1: Annnddd, horse cock!
Person 2: Fuck, he's at it again.
Person 1: Eat my ass bitch.
Person 3: Yo, anyways Eminem just dropped a new album.
Person 1: Annnddd...
Person 2: Fuck off! *Mutes chat*
Person 4: WTF!
Person 1: Welcome to The Horse Church!
Someone who is possession of a Fila fanny pack. He often falls asleep in church. He is seen as a librarian hoe, a toe sucker, and a bitch.
Jacob is a church penis.
The spread between a women’s fine cunt
I zuffled the church arch
Me and my Girlfriend took it behind the church yesterday.
The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).
Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"
Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"
When a guy ejaculates in a girl, sending his holy ghosts to haunt her sacred place.
After a girls had sex, her "church" is likely to be "haunted" for a short time after and it's not advised for anyone else to go poking around unless they are super brave.
Haunting the Church:
Bro 1: "Hailey just gave me the eye, I think we're going to go back to mine for some 2 person push-ups."
Bro 2: "Easy there Bill Murray, she was doing some gland-to-gland combat with her ex at pre drinks. That church is haunted for sure."
Bro 1: "Sounds like mass will be in the Rectory tonight."
Bro 2: "Spooky..."
A wind powered instrument that causes cancer
A: i heard Jade is now cancer free!
B: thats great! i hope she never goes near a Church organ again.