Princess Mr. Clean

The most beautiful thing in the universe so beautiful he can skip his duolingo lessons. Here is a link to his wattpad !no spaces!

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Karen: Who is this Princess Mr. Clean
The whole world: Only the most dazzling person you've ever met

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Clean Cut Thad

To be surprised, and sodimized, by a horny alligator

I was just looking for my golf ball but an alligator surprised me and gave me a clean cut thad

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Clean my closet

To lick one’s anus in a sexual manner.

I’m gonna make her clean my closet tonight.

He cleaned my closet in a Taco Bell parking lot.

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cleaning my keyboard

is defined as: a phrase uttered after a particularly enjoyable (erotic) rping or sexting session.
note, the term can be re-phrased to "cleaning the keyboard."

also, can be shortened to "CMK" or "CTK" respectively.

not to be confused with the act of cleaning a spilled drink off of ones keyboard.

quite.. I`m not sure about you but I`m cleaning my keyboard...

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clean as a peeled egg

having a clean record; where nothing can be used against a person or give someone else a reason to cause him trouble

Kathleen: Well, maybe it's something you've forgotten, something stuck away in the back of your mind.
Brad: No, I'm clean as a peeled egg. No debts, no angry husbands, no payouts, nothing.
Kathleen: Well, people don't just go around committing murder and frame-ups for the fun of it.
-The Dark Corner, 1946

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clean-up batter

noun

1. in baseball, the fourth hitter in a lineup, generally the hitter with the highest batting average, whose job it is to essentially "clean up" after the less skillful players that have gone before him.

2. in anything other than baseball, a strategy similar to the above, but with the key distinction that one lets others have a crack at bat first with the knowledge that they will fail, so that one appears far more awesome than his predecessors

1. Ryan Howard is the clean-up batter for the Phillies, but it doesn't matter because no one ever gets on base before him.

2. Jim sees an attractive girl in a bar, wants to talk to her, but then remembers the clean-up batter strategy and lets two drunk bros and one old creeper talk to her first. If Jim doesn't get the girl after that, we call that a Ryan Howard.

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self-cleaning oven

When you are ramming a dude with your ass and your ass isn't so fresh and what you really need is a jizenema, you say, "Clean me, Victor." As the guy jizzes, you leak chocolate man milk. Thus, your oven is cleaned.

I had the trots real bad last week, but Rodney gave me a dose of the self-cleaning oven last night. I am gonna save a bundle on my colonics this month.

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