A person who crawls into closet crawl spaces randomly. Especially when guest are over.
Person: What is Axel doing?
Person 2: Oh that, it's pretty normal he's a closet crawler.
Someone who is a closet thot acts like a thot but isn't really a thot.
That girl Asia is such a closet thot. She puts herself out on Instagram but doesn't really take dick
A female who tries really hard to cover up her thot mentality.
"She be acting all respectful, but we all know she is a closet thot"
an expression used to describe something very wet, of course referring to how two lesbians in a broom closet would probably do such acts as pegging, scissoring, etc.
"Wow. The hurricane sure hit you guys hard. It looks Wetter Than Two Lesbians In A Broom Closet in here."
One who's gender identity is yet to be revealed. It's a secret forever.
You want to know my gender? To bad, i'm a closet gender
A wrestling move from magic johnson in the late 70's when he wrestled asian buisness men
"get off me or ima give you the fattest closet johnson"
a person who likes a fandom that’s not anime and is secret about it