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A someone who is short enough that you can put your junk on their head and let it rest.
Look at that girl, "I could use her as a cock stump."
giving the readers digest version of something, AKA "the gist of it"
I'm a very busy man and I don't have time for long drawn out explanations, just give me the cock and the balls of it.
An expression from the TV-series "Top Gear", more specifically from one of the hosts, James May.
Whenever something goes wrong, not according to plan or something is just wierd, you lett out loudly : "oh cock"
"Oh cock"
"Oh cock moment with the boys"
Sorry girls......tonight I have a crocked cock! Tomorrow I'll do you right.
The study of the surface of a large voluptuous cock.
Look at that sorostitute right there... She's a Cock Topographer!
What classes are you taking this semseter???
Cock Topography!
when a person gives you a blowjob, while doing so, has an asthma attack
Person 1: Dude, how was your one night stand
Person 2: It was going great until I found out she has asthma
Person 1: How'd you find out
Person 2: I had a cock wheeze
Person 1: Uh, Winning
It's a fun game played among chums whereby upon your turn you open your zipper and pullforth either skin from the scrotum or from the penis and all your chums must guess whether it be 'Cock or Bollock'
Hi family, would you like to play Cock or Bollock