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Using the top of a girl’s head as a table to set things on while she’s blowing you. This is perfect for when you need a convenient place to set snacks, drinks, or even the remote control.
My Fellation coffee table is a perfect place to set my laptop while I watch tv.
British military slang for a severe lecture by a senior officer, usually regarding unruly behaviour.
Prince Harry referred to a friend as a "Paki" - he is in for an interview without coffee.
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An over sized muffler on a car, typically driven by wanna-be street racers that only care about how their car looks.
I hate those posers that just throw a coffee can muffler on their car.
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Somebody, a perv, who enjoys coffee enemas. Just for the heck of it or because of the deep cleansing effect before anal sex.
Howard is a perveyor of premium coffees. After his Starbucks experience he likes to spray paint the wall behind the toilet while he bends over and shouts "Onwards Howard".
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The absolute dopest place to get yo sipppppp on. The employees are major hotties with a nack for making drank just the way you like it ;)
In the small town of Yarmouth, Maine.
I wish I could go visit Erin and Bea at Maine Roasters Coffee... they are the coolest.
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Miracle weightloss program where you can loose 2 to 3 ounces within 1 hour. Only works once a day and should therefore be repeated daily. You stand on a scale in the morning and check your weight. You have a large coffee, and maybe a cigarette. After that you sit on the bog and have a special weightloss meditation. Then you check your weight again and see how much you have lost within the space of a single hour.
Howard introduced the coffee weightloss program to help the fatties that were coming to his store every morning.
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Miracle weightloss program where you can loose 2 to 5 ounces within 1 hour. Only works once a day and should therefore be repeated daily. You stand on a scale in the morning and check your weight. You have a large coffee, and maybe a cigarette. After that you sit on the bog and have a special weightloss meditation (roll eyes). Then you check your weight again and see how much you have lost within the space of a single hour.
Howard introduced the coffee weightloss program to help the big white whales that were coming to his store every morning.
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