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You use a masturbator, hand, dildo, etc. that you or someone intentionally make the thing your masturbating with extremely cold. Then you masturbate with it, typically giving a orgasmic shivering nut.
Cold Masturbation is the best kind of masturbation!!!
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Acting distant AF when all you want to do is be close to someone. But it is the right thing to do. Even if it feels wrong.
Pam: Hey! It’s been a minute. Do you wanna hang out?
Jim: I can’t. I don’t have time.
Pam: I need a sweater cus you’re straight up cold fronting.
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Attempting to leave Yale University for summer vacation. The three months apart from said institution is known to drive naive quitters insane, until they inevitably relapse around late August. Side effects of quitting Yale cold turkey include extreme boredom, Forever Alone, Sad Frog face, sobriety, and reassimilation into mainstream society.
Concerned mother: It's my 19 year old's first time quitting Yale cold turkey. He's two months in but he's stopped eating.
Another mother: My son failed a class so he could retake it over the summer.
Concerned mother: My son never thought of that!
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In which during intercourse, your partner will suddenly flail about until the unexpectedly die on top of you.
"Yeah I was going to give him a blow job, but he suddenly went cold turkey on me"
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When someone is "feelin' cold" it means they are wearing a lot of diamonds or silver jewellery.
"I'm feelin' cold, cuz I'm wearin ma ice on ma wrist/neck dogg"
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An alternative style of dancing that consists of both hand and foot movement in a wavy motion. Its motions and steps are hard to choreograph, predict or even remember because it is so spontaneous and sporadic. Often accompanied by a cold stare, and easier done with trippy music. Most similar to Hip Hop New Style.
"Awwwh yeah here comes the cold groove!!"
*Dancer starts flailing uncontrollably, mystifying all observers*
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A term loosley used to describe having sex without a condom.
"After slamming a high number of keystone lights, Doug got poopchute drunk and a 220lb party bison found him half passed out on a couch, jumped on his dick and he stuck it in cold smokey."
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