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Stonehill is a selective Catholic college located near Boston on a beautiful 375-acre campus in Easton, Massachusetts. With a student:faculty ratio of 13:1, the College engages over 2,300 students in 80+ rigorous academic programs in the liberal arts, sciences, and pre-professional fields. The Stonehill community helps students to develop the knowledge, skills, and character to meet their professional goals and to live lives of purpose and integrity.
Stonehill is ranked among the top national liberal arts colleges for how well its students learn through internships and study abroad, for having some of the happiest students in the U.S., and for how involved students are on campus. 97% of graduates over the past 5 years were either employed, in graduate school, or in a volunteer program 1 year after graduation.
Student: "I attend Stonehill College!"
Friend: "That's awesome! I heard that is a really nice school!"
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A college located in Staten Island, NY that is full of wealthy, snotty ,rich kids, Who's parents are able to pay the full college tuition just by the interest in their bank account. 99% of the people here have parents that are involved in banking, investing or own a buisness
Girl 1: Which 20 pairs of shirts should I get? Ralph Lauren or Lacoste?
Girl 2: I have all of them, but my favorite is that pink polo.
Girl 1 to cashier: Charge it please! Daddy's got it covered!
Girl 2: They should change the name to Fashion college, instead of Wagner college!
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Small expensive liberal-arts college in the middle of nowhere - Gambier, Ohio. Once a bastion for hippies and alternafolk, Kenyon has leaned towards becoming a coke-fueled haven for rich yuppie fucks from the East Coast who still fancy themselves "too alternative" to go Ivy.
All Kenyon College students look alike.
Kenyon once loved acid and pot, now they love coke and the Postal Service.
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A small private college in GR michigan. Its one of those "christian" colleges but whatever, those motherfuckers know how to party and dammmnnnn those girls can drink. You have to be careful though cause when you sleep with those girls cause most of them are going to college to get their MRS. degree. But calvin is famous for hott girls, so if you aren't pretty don't fucking bother to apply.The guys there, mostly pot heads. They don't give a fuck about anything because most of them are just going to inherit their families money.
Paula is going to Calvin college to drink for a year, get married then drop out.
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Traditionally teased as being the weakest of the Maine schools, Bates has a real crunchy/ social consciousness /outdoorsy vibe not found at Colby and Bowdoin.
So, dude, you didnt get into Bowdoin? Forget those elitist creeps! You can work with Sommali refugees and wear your Berks at Bates College
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Bentley College is a small, private, upper echelon school where students learn the lesson…
“It’s not what you know, it’s who you know”. Bentley College a prime example of a modern, practical, business education with AMAZING networking perks. In Bentley’s freshman dorms, random roommates often become business partners. Students at Bentley have a great opportunity to learn about the accounting rules of LIFO and FIFO in class- but all Bentley students understand that in the business world, deals are made on golf courses and on yachts.
There are two types of students at Bentley College, filthy rich and driven. The two groups often work together; trust fund students provide capital to the hardworking students and before you know it… you find yourself in a SL 55 AMG in San Paulo with a briefcase full of cash ***ahhhh!!!!
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Where you have to walk uphill 15 minutes in the pouring rain or blizzard conditions in a suit becasue you have to make a presentation on some company's financial reports. Only to get to class soaking wet and sweaty. Of course your exhausted because you were up all night drinking and playing beer pong. Then when you did try to sleep the fire alarm would go off at 4am or you were woken up by construction outside your window at 7am. Pick your poison.
Bentley College has a Berut Team? Hell yeah, we are national champions.
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