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(N) A two minute warning given to someone whose play slips. Usually begins with "I want you to come," and ends with a quick dismissal.
Shelly: I tried Larry out last night.
Donna: Cool, how was he?
Shelly: He started off ok, but when he put on a rubber he got way too into his dick. I had to pull an 'I scream come' on him and finish myself off after he left.
Means:
Tyler Bate (not the wrestler)'s greatest soundtrack. Listening to it makes you do a record-breaking spear throw in Guinness history.
Nick: Give me your money!
Leonidas: *does a Spartan Phalanx pose* Come and Get Them!
Any town which has 10% or less of its population younger than 55, has no public transportation, and any place to buy goods at a reasonable price is just outside of a 3 hour walk one way. So called because you need a car to get anywhere fun, and cars burn gasoline, which means more $$$ for the oil companies. If you are lucky, you might be able to take a ride to Wal*Mart on unicorn or dragon for a small fare (I'm being sarcastic on that last sentence.)
The main advantage is low crime, if a bank gets robbed, a walker or cane would of been used as a deadly weapon.
Grandma:"Mabye we could move to Tiverton!"
Youngun:"Tiverton! That's OPEC's dream come true!"
National coming out day, November 31st.
All the closeted LGBTQIA+‘s should come out of the closet and go down in those homophobes.
You shouldn’t be afraid to be something you can control be who you are.
If they don’t accept you, there the problem not you.
Someone: Hey, did you know it’s November 31st?
Someone else: It’s National coming out day!
Coming out as a pedophile.
Steve: Fred, I hate to tell you, but...I like little boys.
Fred: Oh, shit, Fred has come out of the kiddy closet.
When I go on my mission to fight god on the behalf of the totality of human suffering
fuck a come-to-Jesus moment