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Tyler Bate (not the wrestler)'s greatest soundtrack. Listening to it makes you do a record-breaking spear throw in Guinness history.
Nick: Give me your money!
Leonidas: *does a Spartan Phalanx pose* Come and Get Them!
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1. An invite extended to person/people who define swag.
2. It isn't meant for only one, but many of the swagers, if wanted.
3. It can be interpreted as now, later, tomorrow or next week.
1. Come ova lata guys.
2. Come one, come all.
3. Let's utilize traditional forms of communication when asking to come ova lata.
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When you want to say goodbye to a girl after a terrible first date. You’re uncomfortable and you just want to get it over with, so you whisper to her, “Come here, baby.”
Rock of Love season 1, when Bret wanted to eliminate Dallas, he wanted to get it done and over with so bad in order to save him and her the humiliation of dragging it out that he whispered, “Come here, baby.” Dallas proceeded to ignore him and make the i studios terrible for everyone. Instead of ghosting like bitches, let’s make people know they’re not getting a second date with this saying.
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(N) A two minute warning given to someone whose play slips. Usually begins with "I want you to come," and ends with a quick dismissal.
Shelly: I tried Larry out last night.
Donna: Cool, how was he?
Shelly: He started off ok, but when he put on a rubber he got way too into his dick. I had to pull an 'I scream come' on him and finish myself off after he left.
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Any town which has 10% or less of its population younger than 55, has no public transportation, and any place to buy goods at a reasonable price is just outside of a 3 hour walk one way. So called because you need a car to get anywhere fun, and cars burn gasoline, which means more $$$ for the oil companies. If you are lucky, you might be able to take a ride to Wal*Mart on unicorn or dragon for a small fare (I'm being sarcastic on that last sentence.)
The main advantage is low crime, if a bank gets robbed, a walker or cane would of been used as a deadly weapon.
Grandma:"Mabye we could move to Tiverton!"
Youngun:"Tiverton! That's OPEC's dream come true!"
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National coming out day, November 31st.
All the closeted LGBTQIA+‘s should come out of the closet and go down in those homophobes.
You shouldn’t be afraid to be something you can control be who you are.
If they don’t accept you, there the problem not you.
Someone: Hey, did you know it’s November 31st?
Someone else: It’s National coming out day!
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Coming out as a pedophile.
Steve: Fred, I hate to tell you, but...I like little boys.
Fred: Oh, shit, Fred has come out of the kiddy closet.
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