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I was at a kink party and found a condom brownie on the kitchen sink.
A very risky game that only few are brave enough to play. You start with a condom on. Then during sex you pull it off like David Copperfield and slam it back in without saying a word.
I was smashing that ho from behind and slipped that rubber off. Then after I cummed she was like “Where’s the condom?” I promptly snapped her butthole with it.
The sleeve that goes on a steaming hot coffee (often from a drive thru) so you can hold it without burning your hand.
May I have a coffee condom for the cup to keep from burning my hands please?
Conversation you have to understand if you’re exclusive or not.
Gaia: you look pretty pale girl, are you ok?
Caro: no! we just had the condom convo
"I put on a used condom last night some other guy left at her house."
"What was the point of doing that?"
"There was no point. I just didn't want to rawdog it."
A VPN, or anything that mostly masks what you do online.
Person 1: Hey, do you know any good Internet Condoms?
Person 2: Mullvad is a good option.
The alaskan condom happens when you dip your Cock in snow hand thrust very hard until the womens vagina freezes and u have to eat her out to clean it
Damn I gave that girl the Alaskan Condom