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When you know that shit doesn’t feel the same with one, but you’ve slipped one past the goalie in the past and you can’t tell her the last time you got your shit tested so she’s super gay about it and makes you wear a condom.
"When was the last time you got tested?"
"No clue."
"And you're already a dad?"
"Yes."
"Looks like we go a condom conundrum on our hands here."
Because it was pissed off
'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere
A condom with darth vader on it and once slipped into the vagina the male will not be the father
Girl: have you got protection
Boy: I got that darth vader condom
Girl: YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER
a free condom is where u tie up ur foreskin with an elastic band so when u go to fuck a chick u won't nut
bruh who buys condoms just tie ur foreskin up it's a free condom
The covers that are on the concrete pillars in front of retail stores.
Pillar condoms are used at places like Wal-mart.
A term used for people that are intellectually stupid compared to you.
John : Hey Mick
Mick : your'e a condom sausage
When you fuck a girl so fucking hard that the condom breaks and you tell your friends 9 months later that was how your first kid was born
Carl:hey darin my son is the result of a raging condom crusher
Darin:that’s fucking awesome my dude