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A couch rotter is one whos anus is inexplicable attracted to the seat of our couch. only to be removed for the brief longing of treats, snack,s or excretion. sleep is usually on the couch. scientists have hypothesized that the attraction of the anus to the sofa is due to: lack of funds, marijuana in conjunction with television, technically any activity, however most couchrotters have shown little to no motivation for accomplishments outside their arm reach.
person 1: hey person 2, want to do literally anything in the whole world you could ever imagine ever?
person 2: nah person 1 I'm good here on my couch.
person 1: whatever couch rotter.
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Catching the couch is when you smoke weed, then fall asleep
- Is Brian the next one?
- No, he Caught the couch...
- Well, only the weak catching the couch
- True shit dude, pass the boof
People who like to have sex with couches.
J.D. Vance is a couch humper.
Did you hear Trump made that fucking hypocrite couch humper his running mate? Yeah I hope he’s prepared himself for the MAGA mob to pull him up on a noose.
A couch guru is an individual who lives on your couch and provides nuggets of wisdom, advice, and the dankest weed hook-ups. The couch guru sustains themselves by consuming Mountain Dew, Doritos and porn. Example: the guy on the couch from Half Baked.
My couch guru hooked me up with a new water bong and advised me on how to fix my relationship with my father.
The individual who decided to watch porn while humping a couch in the WALC (Wilmeth Active Learning Center) at Purdue University.
Hey? Did you hear about the WALC Couch Humper?
Ya. I heard he was jerkin his dick in the middle of WALC!