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An unofficial mantra that morally bankrupt or ethically challenged Trumpublicans and QAnonists should have taken heed of, but were too conceited and dumb to realize that those invisible deadly viruses and their variants were smarter than them.
That “Covid is not stupid” has yet to sink in among Trump’s patriots and diehard supporters is no surprise considering the relatively high rate of infection and of mortality in most red states—a positive correlation between stupidity and mortality is hard to discount.
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Spreading covid by injecting semen directly into the rectum; you’re welcome
I got anal covid from letting John fuck me last week. If only he wore a condom.
One that had Covid and the symptoms linger for life. Mainly applies to overweight middle aged women that had undiagnosed fibromyalgia or Epstein Barr and now have an actual diagnosis.
Those covid lifers are at the rally begging for another stimmy. Last night at the Maskarade Ball the lifers looked ravishing
When there have never been so many public queries worldwide on the coronavirus to the authorities, as millions of infected people seek direction and admission into hospitals, and millions of others dialed to inquire about unemployment benefits and corona assistance for folded-up businesses.
Guesstimate how many Covid-📱calls were made globally during the lockdowns, as the number of infections and deaths show no signs of abating.
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A hobby that one picked up during the COVID-19 pandemic
During quarantine, my COVID hobbid was popping pills and completing puzzles.
When you gift someone (friend, coworker, etc.) an item in short supply like hand sanitizer. Then you take it back when they are looking because you really need it. It is even better if you take it back when they are in quarantine.
It looks like Darlene just Laura's hand sanitizer off her desk. Wait, didn't Darlene give her that hand sanitizer? Yes, she did, but I guess she needed it more. That is a classic Covid Redistribution.
1. A group of people gathering together during a widespread panic with no protective measures.
2. A group of people protesting during a serious catastrophe with no protective measures
The Covid herd hit the beach this despite warnings not to.