a weird, messed-up or otherwise insane person, often a co-worker; useful for times when "fuck-face" and "sweet merciful motherfucker" might not be appropriate
"She is the most incompetent person I've ever worked with; she's such a wonky cracker!"
The dirt found under the foreskin of a man's penis is crackers and cheese. Especially when he is unwashed or unclean. An uncircumsised man.
I only date men who aren't crackers and cheese!
A funny substitute for DeadA$$.
Are you "DEADCRACKERS" right now?
Dead Crackers though, you need to hop off.
The homosexual act of scraping the smegma of an uncircumcised penis and spreading it onto a ritz cracker, then feeding the cracker to your partner.
Paul: My boyfriend, Jerry, surprised me yesterday morning with a happy cracker.
Cracker Cakes (n.): This particular food is often referred to as a rice cake, and is a flat circle of tasteless dried rice and nearly weightless. Since only white people are the main consumers of theses delicacies they can also be called a cracker (term for white person as well as type of food) cake. More specifically, white women dieting are the largest demographic for this flavorless snack.
Can we please stop by whole foods quickly so I can fill up on cracker cakes before we go to the gallery opening?
When someone is saltier than shit. Also when that person is a cracker
Person 1: What is wrong with him?
Person 2: He is mad, salty in fact.
Person 1: How salty?
Person 2: He's a saltine cracker