dirt merchant

Slang for a real estate agent

David works as a dirt merchant selling that new development on the north shore

8👍 28👎

dirt in the ditch

when you dont wipe your ass good enough you have dirt in the ditch

dirt in the ditch is shit in your ass crack

5👍 15👎

dirt neck

another derogatory slur against people of color

yea we don’t wanna see you over here again you filthy dirt neck

2👍 5👎

Dirt burger

An unhealthy burger from a takeaway or pizza shop that somehow resembles something edible and tasty when drunk, but to the sober eye is blatently pure evil and not fit for human consumption!

Kerry: Joe, I fancy a dirt burger on the way home.
Sue (who is nicknamed Joe but is actually called Sue): Ooooh good plan batman. Garlic mayo or chilli dressing??
Kerry: Definately garlic mayo.
Sue: Hmmm, garlic mayo makes the best dirt burger.

2👍 4👎

Dirt Rave

The Burning Man festival.

So, did you go to the dirt rave this year?

2👍 4👎

dirt farmer

the worst job in the world you spend your whole day kicking the floor so dust comes up and you collect and you are paid 1p per kilogram.

'' i work on a dirtfarm all day''

19👍 92👎

Jar of Dirt

A common slang term for AIDS. Usually contracted by Pirate-Loving teenage girls.

Jackie just got the Jar of Dirt from that pirate Jack Sparrow!

7👍 27👎