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Heardtrionic Personality Disorder

A personality disorder which prevents the person from ever telling the truth, and risks them bursting into flames if they do, even in simple question situations, such as the character in Liar Liar, starring Jim Carrey.

She has Heardtrionic Personality Disorder and will spontaneously combust if she tells the truth, so please steer clear of her, just in case she accidentally answers a question truthfully.

by Team Britney May 29, 2022


Primal Fuck Disorder

After Sex, a man starts to channel his inner primal instincts and begins acting like a wild primate. This usually results in the man going out and having sex with as many women as he sees and beating up anyone he sees as competition. The man is not in control when in this state, thus why it is a disorder. This disease proves there is a link between humans and apes.

Phil: Poor Josh... he beat up a guy to the point of death and fucked dozens of chicks while screaming like an ape!

Peter: He doesn’t have what I think he has, right?
Phil: Yes... He has the Primal Fuck Disorder or PFD for short

by Derkadurr February 9, 2019


Over-Stressing Disorder

a non medical term meaning Mental, physical, and or emotional tension caused by a threatening or overwhelming situation and or a fear of being stressed out that affects a persons lifestyle. Typically leads to more profound traits such as Suicide, OCD, and PTSD

Bill was diagnosed with Over-Stressing Disorder

by CrackerTweaker October 24, 2019


ATTENTION DEFICIT METH DISORDER (ADMD)

Methamphetamine induced state that causes an inability to maintain focus or attention for more than a few seconds to minutes at a time.

Yo man, you need to lay off the shit because your attention deficit meth disorder (ADMD) is annoying as hell, fool.

by 1 Antinome November 8, 2018


Non-existant disorder

It is a mental illness where the patient suffers from supressed sexual urges, suicidal thoughts and the gayness

Dana d3ara has non-existant disorder

by Samacher October 8, 2018


Trigger Disorder

A condition that causes those effected to believe any idea, no matter how basic, will anger any individual.

Wow, i think she has Trigger Disorder, why would food trigger someone?

by average nobody mc nobody face September 1, 2021


Japanese Cultural Obsession Disorder

Japanese Cultural Obsession Disorder (JCOD) is a disorder in people (usually white men. white women can be too) where they are obsessed with Japanese Culture. It can be a phase or chronic. Cases include:

Mild: Likes japanese culture. Watches anime but other shows too. Talks about it rarely so it’s not annoying. Eats japanese food a good bit. When someone doesn’t like the culture, they respect their opinion. This is Usually Chronic.

Mid: Loves japanese culture. They watch anime a lot and rarely watch other shows. They talk about the culture a lot, and they eat japanese food a lot. When someone doesn’t like the culture, they say “ok” but are mad about it. This can be Chronic or a Phase.

Severe: Extremely Obsessed with the culture. All they watch is anime. All they talk about is japanese culture. They eat japanese food for most of their meals. When someone doesn’t like the culture, they get super defensive about it and if it’s their friend, they unfriend them. In rare cases, they may even be part of the buddhist religion. This is usually a phase.

Please keep in mind that JCOD doesn’t affect Japanese People because this is their culture that they are part of.

Mild:

Hobo 1: I don’t like sushi
Hobo 2: That’s fine. I like it.

Mid:
Hobo 1: I don’t like anime
Hobo 2: Ok
(later in the day hobo 2 acts like a dick)

Severe
Hobo 1: I don’t like sushi
Hobo 2: F**k you. We’re not friends anymore
Hobo 1: Bro u got japanese cultural obsession disorder

by Kanye Southeast July 3, 2024