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A person who gets loud and somewhat obnoxious after a few or several drinks but is more funny than annoying and therefore a pleasure to have in attendance.
Oh wow! Guess who just arrived.
She is one of the all time great party drunks!
being so involved in ones drunken state that one forgets that time is actually passing
maura: okay... mike told me that he was only staying out until two am... its now four am.. should i start looking behind dumpsters for him?
jennifer: um no...im sure hes just on drunk-time... he will come back eventually.
A walrus that broke into a wine cellar, and drank everything. Caution, they are very dangerous. Charjabugs are better.
There's a drunk walrus. Go near him. (cruel joke)
Drinking so much to avoid depression that you get depressed about how much you're drinking.
Ever since that 1st adoption class they make you take, I've been in a drunk funk
So drunk that people question if they should call the ambulance for you. Regular amount of drunk for scandinavians
Should we call the ambulance? No she is just scandinavian drunk.
Soaking a tampon in alcohol than shoving it in your vagina or asshole to make you feel drunk
Her mom can smell alcohol in her breath so we have to get tampon drunk
When someone gets drunk and tries to give herself a pedicure and finds out later that they are not the her liking.
Sally got a tad tipsy at my house the other night and decided to give herself a pedicure in the middle of my bathroom floor. She resulted with a case of drunk toes.