meta-eating

The act of eating a more readily accessible type of food while concurrently pursuing a more difficultly procured food product. This is done in order to save time and/or avoid boredom.

The dining hall was serving salad, paninis, and pizza, the latter two of which had significant waiting lines. Johnson wanted a salad and panini for lunch, so he grabbed a salad and ate it as he stood in line for his sandwich.

"Dude, you're totally meta-eating right now," his friend said.

"What the fuck are you talking about?" Johnson replied.

Eating iron

To eat dicks or S a D

Malc malc loves eating iron

Eating with McGraw

When you go outside to eat in the bitter cold without any coat.

Wanna go out side and eating? We'll be eating with McGraw

Greedy eating

The act of eating when you are not remotely hungry or have just eaten

I had 3 meals and 3 snacks today so at this point I am just greedy eating

eat smacks

fall on face, trip, fall, eat shit, faceplant

"You better practice walking in those heels or you're gonna eat smacks"

eating crust

Eating asshole

Hey Becky do you like eating crust

We Matt I don't eat asshole

Eating Crust

Eating crust is when you’re fuckin a bitch, and she gets truffle butter on her pussy, from when you were doing anal before, and then you eat the truffle butter. Straight up

Are you gonna finish that crust?
I love eating your crust.
Eating crust is always the last thing I do after sex.