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You be epic bowling ball

This meme makes less sense that your life.

Someone: "You be epic bowling ball"
Someone else: "Hey"

by NO ONE OWNS THIS ACCOUNT October 9, 2019


Epic Awesome Sauce

Greater Than "Normal" Awesome Sauce. Can be used as a sign of Approval or joke.
Much, much better the "Pedo Bear Approval"

Epic Awesome Sauce describes awesome like never before. It also goes great with tacos.

Requires Level 80

The pseudonym, eGoWaffles, is Epic Awesome Sauce.

"Dude, my Gaming Rig is Awesome Sauce"
"Pssh, mine is Awesome Sauce in a way that your's will never be."
"Yeah? How's that?"
"It's EPIC Awesome Sauce"

by eGoWaffles October 5, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Epic Rap Battles of History

n: A compilation of rap battles done by famous (or infamous) individuals, examples include Adolf Hitler vs Darth Vader, Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking, and Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris. The individuals performing the battles usually have one thing in common, or one thing completely contradictory to one another.

Announcer: Epic Rap Battles of History: Benjamin Franklin VS Billy Mays BEGIN
Benjamin Franklin: I'm Big Ben Franklin and this shan't be pretty
Let me instruct you how we battle in the City of Philly
You couldn't sell Rick James a bag of crack, you're out of practice.
My victory's more certain than death or taxes.
Fact is, you're a hack whack QVC joke
You peddle soap, that cleans bird shit from my windows.
I'll craft a lyrical coffin then spit the nails in
Call me Arthur Miller son, cuz It's death of a salseman.
Billy Mays: Hi Billy Mays here with a special TV offer
Watch me crush this bald fat foppish founding father
I'll take my awesome auger, and sow your quaker oats
I'll shoot your rhymes down like a regiment of raincoats
I'm lord of the pitch, and leader in home sales.
You're just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail.
Benny's got kite'n key, but you're in for a shock
When I strike you with bolts from my lightning rod cock!

by I Palindrome I June 30, 2011

364๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Charles Manson's Epic Question

Can be found on youtube. A must see.

Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

If you've seen Charles Manson's epic question, you need to see his epic answer.

by Risown March 10, 2009

119๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Epic Tear of Man Pain

One single tear dripping soulfully and beautifully down the cheek of a hardcore manly man, to express the deep extent of his man pain. Usually caused by daddy issues or deep emotional trauma. Or both. Also can be used in a general way as "Epic Tears of Man Pain", although there can only be one tear at one time.

As he considered how his father never loved him, an EPIC TEAR OF MAN PAIN rolled softly down his stubbly cheek and rested on his chiselled jaw.

by Magnel May 21, 2010

38๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Go Epic or Go Home

Being in a normal situation, and challenging your friend to go to unnecessary lengths to do something completely ordinary or random, hoping to make him look like a fool.

Matt Hicks: hey Baby T, there's a concert in Cincinnati that would be sweet to go to.

Baby T: I'm not sure, we have class at 8 tommorow.

Matt Hicks: Dude, go epic or go home.

Baby T: LET'S GO. (High Five)

by Whirlwind Barbarians January 28, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Toasting some epic bread

4chan speak for "posting in an epic thread".

This means the string of messages you have just added to is unusually funny, long or interesting.

Invented to confuse people new to 4chan.

"I'm toasting some epic bread"
"ORLY?"
"YRLY, there's CP and everything"
"OMG I'm there URL plox"

by BADGEROUS May 30, 2009

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