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"fake maguro" ("fake tuna" in English) - an experienced woman who pretends she doesn't know anything about sex so a prospective husband won't realize that she's been around. See also "maguro."
She did the fake maguro thing for him and he loved it. Teaching her all sorts of tricks was great for both of them, even if she really already knew them all and more.
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A fake break up, used in many cases to liven up relationships or scare people who flirt with their friend's girlfriends or boyfriends.
Louis:
Oh my god, are you okay? I can't believe I was flirting with her. I'm such a douche.
Sam:
It's ok Louis, it's just a fake up. We are still going out.
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(nonesense)Fake words like supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, calibfrogestistpinacoule, and other things.
Fake words that ended in the dictionary are such as DORD, ESQUIVALIENCE, ABACOT, MORSE, CAIRBOW, PHANTOMNATION, MOMBLISHNESS
Fake words that are commonly mistaken when speaking are Aitint, Tsoeh, Ufuh, Gello, etc.
Some guy: "Do you speak fake words?"
Some guy#2: "No, I speak real english"
Some guy: "Woah, look at this!"
Some guy: "Aitint it cool?"
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Don't be fake means doing something to your friend that is hypocritical or doing something that you wouldn't normally do to a friend like not sharing food or not going somewhere when your friends want your too.
Me: Hey can I have a piece of your cookie?
Friend: No buy your own.
Me: dont be fake man
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A rear that is made to look big; either going through plastic surgery or stuffing clothing or other materials to make the butt bigger.
1: danm she got a fat ass!
2: naw man, she got that fake booty two weeks ago.
1: I mean just look at her, she obviously got a fake booty, you can even see the shirt she stuffed inside her pants!
2: holy shit, that is a fake booty
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When an ignorant piece of shit finneses the shit out of ppl selling non brand bootleg Timberland Boots
Look at those Fake Timbs
*shoots the seller in the head*
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When a person on a message board, forum, or social media site attempts to be condescending by putting a question mark at the end of their statement. These statements are never actually questions, they're just lines that, when spoken, cause an inflection in voice in order to sound superior. This never really works because the person who adds the question mark where it doesn't belong has a chromosome deficiency and suffers from the fact that his father also happens to be his mother's brother.
Samantha: I need to know the keyboard shortcut to refresh a website
Faggot: Uhh, press F5?
Matthew (to Samantha): Ignore this faggot. Not only did this rape-supporting bag of dicks answer your question with a question, he answered it with a fake question.
Alex: My phone's been acting up and music plays randomly. I've tried everything and now I need your help.
Faggot: Stop being broken?
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