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Don't be fake means doing something to your friend that is hypocritical or doing something that you wouldn't normally do to a friend like not sharing food or not going somewhere when your friends want your too.
Me: Hey can I have a piece of your cookie?
Friend: No buy your own.
Me: dont be fake man
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"fake maguro" ("fake tuna" in English) - an experienced woman who pretends she doesn't know anything about sex so a prospective husband won't realize that she's been around. See also "maguro."
She did the fake maguro thing for him and he loved it. Teaching her all sorts of tricks was great for both of them, even if she really already knew them all and more.
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A fake break up, used in many cases to liven up relationships or scare people who flirt with their friend's girlfriends or boyfriends.
Louis:
Oh my god, are you okay? I can't believe I was flirting with her. I'm such a douche.
Sam:
It's ok Louis, it's just a fake up. We are still going out.
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A person who adheres to the nouveau riche aesthetic, usually in a tacky/tasteless way, lacking the finesse.
"Did you see all the fake fancy on Real Housewives of New Jersey?" "Yeah, I don't understand why it's necessary to have an ugly ornate 5 foot vase just because it's 'french'.
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Old school garden variety vaginal intercourse
I'm gonna go home and give my girl some fake anal
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A 43 fake is when your hanging out with family but you're planning on hooking up with a friend for a quick piece of ass so you tell everyone your walking to the store to get some zigzags or a soda or whatever but you're really going to meet someone around the corner to go back to their place for a quickie. Like when a football team huddles up and calls a play for a fake hand off. Hence the name 43 fake.
Daymn where's Tasha? she was suppose to go to the store and be right back, I bet she pulled a 43 fake.
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When a person on a message board, forum, or social media site attempts to be condescending by putting a question mark at the end of their statement. These statements are never actually questions, they're just lines that, when spoken, cause an inflection in voice in order to sound superior. This never really works because the person who adds the question mark where it doesn't belong has a chromosome deficiency and suffers from the fact that his father also happens to be his mother's brother.
Samantha: I need to know the keyboard shortcut to refresh a website
Faggot: Uhh, press F5?
Matthew (to Samantha): Ignore this faggot. Not only did this rape-supporting bag of dicks answer your question with a question, he answered it with a fake question.
Alex: My phone's been acting up and music plays randomly. I've tried everything and now I need your help.
Faggot: Stop being broken?
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