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Masturbating to Pornhub in bed while sitting upright with legs crossed, finding peace and enlightenment while busting a third-eye nut.
I was feeling at one with myself last night - so I flipped my laptop - sat crossed-legged with my fat cock - and Buddha Fap'd to the first vid that I got.
People who go on DeviantART or other soical media and just follow hundreds of porn/fetish accounts just to get their jimmies off. Fap clouds have no icons or anything. They are just their to coom to whatever pedophilia, bestiality, objectified women and farts.
"Oh look. A new follower! Oh it's just some tween with a Fap cloud. sigh"
Fap dialing is the act of accidentally calling someone while masturbating or engaging in a sexual activity. This commonly happens when one has his/her phone in their pocket while masturbating and their body accidentally dials a number and calls it.
"Dude, I'm in huge trouble, I accidentally fab dialed my mom last night and it left a voice mail! She heard everything! Dang, I hope I never fap dial anyone again."
When you see a sexy girl (e.g. at the YouTube) and you are single, so there is no other way than to fap.
Teenager (coming home from school): Hey dad, my classmate Jill was really hot today!
Dad: Aww, you must be horny! Go to your room quickly and fap it out!
When a guy masturbates in bed.
I'm reaching down for my fap nap so I can get to sleep tonight.
The act of being stupid as shit jacking the fuck off while dipping
Yo this john bitch was in the bathroom fapping a fatty
beating your meat out of pure frustration.
i'm sick of getting these answers wrong, gonna take a fuming fap real quick.
after failing the test, johnny slipped into the bathroom and came out 20min later...that fap was definitely fuming.