The Fap is a common term used amongst cultured men (Men who aren’t we wee fruits) The Fap was established by a “smick” in 2022, when he created “The Fap Bucket Hat”
The Fap don’t fucking strap, FAP team #1
Streaking into a cemetery, jerking off behind a tombstone, and getting the fuck out of dodge. (Side note: you can't get caught)
Cemetery gate is under construction bro let's go tomb fapping!
A term to describe a person who is shamelessly proud of themself, and showers themself in compliments.
Not self-fapping, but omg, these photos of me are so good, it drives me crazy.
A period of time one goes without sexual pleasure.
“How long has your fap gap been going on?”
“Oh about two years now...”
When someone rubs one out while taking a shit on the pooperfarten.
IRS Agent 1: Why is he taking so long to open the door?
IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.
On November 16th you and your partner have to fap on face time no questions asked
Hey it’s November 16th You have to
Do national facetime fap day
Acronym: Mother-Fucking Awesome Person or People
Pronounced: em-fap
That M-FAP is my hero.
The M-FAP in my life are the best