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The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.
It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.
- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).
“When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”
That attractive just got out of work look
Wow he looks great in his truck fit
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Have you trained with rare fitness yet? Bro changed my life
A bountiful booty that is carved from the grindstone of the gym
My girl hits the gym so hard she fit thicc. That booty be poppin squats erryday.
A place a guy or girl can go to try on socks and suck cocks
Kyle: "Chads going to outlet mall tomorrow"
Jacob: "probably gonna hit a kentucky fitting room"
Kyle: " oh, im sure, i swear he cuts holes in his socks on purpose.
One supposedly follows the other; only one letter difference to mean the exact opposites.
If you combine fatness/fitness, what do you get? "Fiatness"? Does that refer to an overweight person who drives a crappy subcompact car?
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