The French onion is when you fuck your girl while she is taking a dump
We went the restrraunt and had French onion soup , when we got home , we did the French onion.
When a male sits naked on top of their naked partner and farts directly into their butthole, this creating a “French Tunnel” effect
Had some really great sex and afterwards gave her a massage, and in the middle of the massage I gave her a surprise French Tunnel , she was mortified
Peyronie's disease: an excessively curved or bent pecker. Named after a French surgeon, François de la Peyronie, who first described the disease in 1743. Think of a banana-shaped dick.
Hey baby, ride side saddle to compensate for my French Lean.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa got nothing on this French Lean.
The name of a boat at it's a small world Disney Land. Pronounced Franch Floater
Alright kids,everybody on the french floater it's our turn!
It can mean two things, the french imperial empire or the french colonial empire. The french imperial empire was when an average height corsican guy(Napoleon) tried to take over europe. There were two colonial empires. The first colonial empire was controlled by the kingdom of france. It's last colony got sold in 1803. The second one formed in 1830. It was when france conquered algeria. They later became the sixth largest country in history reaching their height in 1920.
person 1: The french empire almost took over europe
person 2: Which empire?
person 1: The imperial one
When a man/woman eats a can of corn the night before and the next night before they shit they get fucked in the ass
Hey babe better eat your corn so I can give you a french tickler tomorrow
When you are having a prank war and you surrender by leaving a massive white shit in the toilet.
I just couldn’t handle Jerry’s pranks anymore so I had to leave him a French Surprise.