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Soup Friend

1. A Friend/acquaintance you eat soup with.

2. Someone who drinks soup out of a women's Vagina using a straw

1. Hey I loving having you as my soup friend

2. Hey Gurl, do you wanna be my Soup friend tonight?...

by Pussy&PenistTHEOGS November 27, 2018


always friend

A friend who, regardless of what happens in life, how badly they may turn out, and how much shit they might end up throwing your way, will always be your friend.

She's caused me more trouble and anxiety than anyone ever in my life, but I still love her because she's one of my very few always friends.

by Philosopher to the fuckwits January 29, 2017


freedom friends

A relationship in which the end goal is mutual sexual satisfaction, with no expectation of monogomy or attachment. Boundaries and explicit verbal contract must be clearly communicated and adjusted as necessary to maintain perceived and actual physical and mental health.

While emotional support is appreciated, the complex and convoluted concept of love between freedom friends is avoided.

This set up is ideal for those who place a high value on perceived freedom, have healthy sexual appetites and live lifestyles which make typical love relationships too difficult.

To end freedom friendships, two weeks notice is good form.

I love being freedom friends with Sally. I can feel single and available while meeting others, go on dates, and fulfill my wild sexual desires with her when it's convenient.

by calmwhitey February 20, 2011


Mega friends

The kind of friends you are when you totally want to date each other.

Oh man, we are totally mega friends.

by Sssaaarre March 24, 2016


friend binge

When one joins facebook, they feel compelled to add any person that they might know, resulting in cases with 20 or 30+ friends showing up in their "recent activity". This is common throughout the first few weeks of joining and usually slows down when around 200 friends accept.

"Dude, you got over 100 friends in a day, what the hell happened?" "I guess I was on a bit of a friend binge."

by Mr._ October 14, 2009


Force-friending

When someone you do not really care for but cannot seem to get away from forces herself upon you socially. He/She insists you get together to hang out and no matter how many excuses you give, you find yourself sitting across from them at coffee or cocktails.

I can't meet you tonight, Sophie is force-friending me and so we are having coffee.

by Flapper20 August 26, 2014


farbear friends

The best of friends: two girls and two boys. They sit next to each other in social studies and they annoy their teacher every single day.

I wish I was one of the farbear friends!!!

by Farbear friends March 8, 2017