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Whipping out your dick to a girl so your dick can be sucked.
Man, I just put my gas filter in your girl's mouth
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When a person has to poop really bad and they can no longer buy time by farting
Jimmy let out a string of farts in an attempt to relieve the pressure of his impending poop. He carefully allowed one last fart to slip out. Jimmy then knew that the next thing to exit his ass would not be flatulence. He was out of gas.
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When a person enters a group or into the vicinity of others, deliberately passes gas, and then departs as if nothing happened.
Oh my gosh! Do you smell that? I think Bill from accounting just gas passsed us before he left. We should invite him out for a power lunch and get him back.
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The sexual act of one sitting on their partners face with the anus covering their mouth, and passing as much gas as inside your body. The victims nose should be squeezed shut so he/she has to breathe it all in through their mouth. Also, some variations include the excrement of faeces into their mouth.
Husband: Shut up woman, and make me a sandwich, otherwise I'll Gas Chamber you later tonight, capiche?
Wife: Oh please no!
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When you cut the main vein in your penis, then pour gasoline on the cut for the stinging sensation.
Brandon: Chase, have you jacked off latly?
Chase: No man, but I did get good Gas Pleasure, when I cut my vein in my cock, then poured gasoline on it.
Brandon: Wow man, gotta stop thinking about Jayme.
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This is an absolutely baffling term originating from Marvel's New Warrior's comic reboot. The experimental internet gas gave a character called Screentime (a meme-obsessed teen superhero - literally) his special powers after his grandfather made the gas. This is a legit Marvel creation.
What.
"A Meme-Obsessed super teen whose brain became connected to the internet after becoming exposed to his grandfather’s “experimental internet gas.” Now he can see augmented reality and real-time maps, and can instantly Google any fact. Does this make him effectively a genius? He sure acts like it does."
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A person who needs to have his/her gas PumPed; Someone from Dunmore, PA; An L7
That fucker is such a gas PumP....
Zeeeeeeeeaaaaaa
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