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The act of flicker gooning while reciting the famous Japanese nursery rhyme "Linguan Guli Guli" and drinking stillwater (dos uno) while beating yo shit at 350-450 miles per hour (the speed of a world war 2 fighter plane). As a gooner achieves these speeds of flicker gooning they begin to strip their penits raw just as a fighter jet after being shot in battle. These speeds of masturbation propel the gooner backwards at extreme speeds. Once the gooner reaches climax their body will already be smashed into a nearby surface. Thus the gooner will achieve maximum pleasure through the release of chemicals in the brain achieved upon death. The Kamikaze gooner achieves full transmutation of the spirit and lives for ever with the souls of deceased world war 2 fighter pilots and other Kamikaze gooners.
Jason: "Yo I heard Brian got caught Japanese Kamikaze Flicker Gooning last night"
Gerard: "Yeah I heard they found his brain splattered against the wall"
A group of teenagers in Gilbert Arizona that are a self proclaimed porn addicted violent gang. Gilbert is the city they’re from and Goons is a word commonly used to identify with extreme porn addiction.
Look at those Gilbert Goons at In N Out Burger! I hear they’re highly addicted to porn.
Fire fighter, typically a volunteer that shows off and doesn’t know how to do anything of value.
Mike: Did you see that Fire Goon run up to that car fire with no helmet on, makes us all look bad.
Dan: What a faggot
to make quick and effective haste,
similar to "book it" differing in only criticality of the manner
On April 18th, 1775, Paul Revere had to "goon revere" in order to warn patriot leaders in Lexington of the British.
i saw the slave patrol coming for me n i gooned revere right outta there
the boys n me had to goon revere when we seen the constable comin round that there corner
THE ACT OF ONESELF VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATING WHILST DOOM SCROLLING REDDIT.
DOOM GOONING is defined as the action of oneself Doom scrolling through explicit pornographic reddit posts (Typically r/titties) Whilst vigorously beating thy meat in an animalistic fashion to achieve a heavenly orgasm.
its when you wank it super fast and you goon
man 1: do you goon much
man 2: yeah i flicker goon what about you?
man 1: yeah man me too i love flicker gooning
a higher intensity form of gooning developed thousands of years ago by the ancient Romans
Friend A: I can goon for 8 hours straight.
Friend B: Yeah? Well, I can flicker goon for 7 seconds.