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(Often to referred to the locals as simply "the watermelon festival".)
Every July 4th Grand Bay holds a Watermelon Festival at the baseball park west of town. Much like a local fair, there are games and activities in addition to lots of free watermelon, provided by the farmers of the community.
Some of the most popular events are the "largest watermelon contest" and the watermelon seed spitting contest.
"Are you guys going to the Grand Bay Watermelon Festival this year?"
"I don't know...it's always so hot..."
"Yeah, but there's plenty of free watermelon to cool you down!"
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Arguably the sexiest, most powerful, most muscular and most omnipotent character in all of ninjago, he should’ve become the green- NO, golden ninja instead of that little sh*t of a brat called Lloyd. Dareth is the sole reason any of the ninja survived their battles and so the true saviour of ninjago. He could’ve become rich and got women but instead started a dojo to teach others his epic ways because she’s a great guy. They better make a legacy golden dareth LEGO set or I will hold obama hostage in the post office.
"Now I, Grand Sensei-Master Dareth will use my BROWN POWER(shit) to defeat you"
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Grand Theft Auto IV (also known as GTA IV or GTA 4) is the upcoming eleventh installment, and first in the fourth generation, of the Grand Theft Auto video game franchise, announced for release by Rockstar Games in 2007 for PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360. The game is set in a redesigned Liberty City in the year 2007.
Release date(s)
February - April, 2008
Original Release Dates:
NA October 16, 2007
EU October 19, 2007
AU October 23, 2007
Grand Theft Auto IV: Niko Bellic is Eastern European and in his mid-thirties. He has come to Liberty City to pursue the "American Dream". Niko was persuaded to move to Liberty City by his cousin Roman, who claimed in multiple e-mails to Niko that he was living a fabulous life, with two women, four hot tubs and fifteen sports cars; but he was in fact telling lies to hide his own failures.
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A Mexican female (or South American or Central American) who dates black guys.
Rosie Perez posed as a Rio Grande River mudshark in a movie.
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A bitch nigga so adept in his ways that he’s given a “grand master” title.
My brother, Matt, is a grand master bitch nigga because even bitch niggas don”t mess with him.
Feeding your chick Mexican food laced with laxative and ass fucking her. The goal being to shoot your load before she explodes.
"Dan, you reek like ass man!"
"Yeah dude, last night i gave casey the El Grande Stuffed Taco. I finished late. Nuff said."
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The act whereby motorcyclists lane-split to the front of a set of lights then race each other when the lights go green.
A way to make the daily commute more interesting.
Man that viffer really dominated at the Traffic Light Grand Prix this morning!
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