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when someone has such a bad stomach ache their guts are rumbling non-stop.
i got the guts. i am fighting for my life in this bathroom.
When you have such bad diarrhea, that you have no choice but to sit on the toilet for hours.
“I ate Mexican food earlier and now I have gorilla guts”
“I had gorilla guts last night, I lost a few pounds”
“Have you seen stall #4, it looks like someone had gorilla guts”
A Nut Gut is when an erect penis goes flaccid without releasing the goods which in return then makes the stomach/ gut painful.
Guy: Babe, don’t get me hard if you’re not about it
Girl: I’m sorry I just don’t feel like having sex right now
- Guy 10-20 minutes later with an upset stomach
Guy: Fuck Karen, I have a Nut Gut now. Thanks.
The kind of messed up perpetual digestive state that can only be fostered by sitting in a truck for 18 hours a day every day and subsisting entirely on servo sandwiches and kranskys.
The toilet at this servo is utterly destroyed. Must have been some serious truckie guts.
The comparible idea to a Push Present, but for C-sections!
I have to be cut from gut to gill for this baby, he BETTER be getting me a gutting gift!
A sex act in which a person is anally penetrated and bends themselves forward enough that they are able to perform analingus on the person penetrating them.
I hooked up with a contortionist last week and she goblin gut gobbled me. I came so hard I woke up two days later.
Said person who talks big and brags about a either doing/ did, what was said but taking shit without wiping their mouth with toilet paper.
2. A whore who’s legs are open 24/7 with the labia with uterus hanging, showing the unborn fetus bungee jumping from the umbilical cord
3. When your sister comes home crying and finally tells mum and dad she’s pregnant, than your brother says “there must be something in the air” and mum says “ yea, her legs!!”
1. Talking thru the belly to make a bad example of an accident or situation that didn’t happen.
“Shut your guts phil, you didn’t break my jaw...”