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This condition occurs when you giggle or laugh so hard that your guts or stomach starts to hurt. It's a welcoming feeling.
Julia kept on reading knock knock jokes to Amanda. Amanda could not stop laughing and had a severe case of giggle guts which resulted in Julia almost wetting herself out of contagious laughing. It should be worthy of mentioning that they were both high as hell and XAF - xanax'd as fuck.
A human fetus in the womb as seen from outside. The large swollen area of a woman who is far into a pregnancy. Especially a very large and pronounced belly shape. A humorous tone slightly related to the parasitic nature of a fetus upon it's mother.
It was quite apparent from the size of her huge gut monkey that she was easily 8 or 9 months into her pregnancy.
when someone has such a bad stomach ache their guts are rumbling non-stop.
i got the guts. i am fighting for my life in this bathroom.
When you have such bad diarrhea, that you have no choice but to sit on the toilet for hours.
“I ate Mexican food earlier and now I have gorilla guts”
“I had gorilla guts last night, I lost a few pounds”
“Have you seen stall #4, it looks like someone had gorilla guts”
A Nut Gut is when an erect penis goes flaccid without releasing the goods which in return then makes the stomach/ gut painful.
Guy: Babe, don’t get me hard if you’re not about it
Girl: I’m sorry I just don’t feel like having sex right now
- Guy 10-20 minutes later with an upset stomach
Guy: Fuck Karen, I have a Nut Gut now. Thanks.
The kind of messed up perpetual digestive state that can only be fostered by sitting in a truck for 18 hours a day every day and subsisting entirely on servo sandwiches and kranskys.
The toilet at this servo is utterly destroyed. Must have been some serious truckie guts.
The comparible idea to a Push Present, but for C-sections!
I have to be cut from gut to gill for this baby, he BETTER be getting me a gutting gift!