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Three people make a Oreo. The outside people lock hands and give a handy j to the inside person.
Logan and Rory gave a mean Siamese handshake to Bob.
When giving a handskade, you put your middle and index finger into the other persons hand and "finger" it
Meaning: it means that you wanna have sexual intercourse with the person you're doing it to, if they do it back, it means they are in on it
(fingering handshake)
I finger handshaked Jenny and she also wanted to fuck!
Getting hit over the head with a pilloe sack of oysters and waking up in a whaling museum with terrible credit
"I'm from Long Island. Do you KNOW what happens if you insult Billy Joel in my neighborhood? We hit you over the head with a pillow sack full of oysters and then you wake up in a whaling museum with terrible credit. We call it a Port Jeff Handshake"
(Word for word the post I got the term from)
A handjob in which Latin American/Mexican dressings/condiments are used as lube. I.E. salsa, guacamole, sour cream, hot sauce (if you're kinky) etc.
I was with this totally hot puerto rican chick last night.
Dude, did you bang her!?!
Nah, but she did give me a Guatemalan handshake.
A classy handshake is performed by grasping with a firm grip an individual's hand with your right and with you left hand cupping the individual's elbow. Eye contact amplifies the class lvl 2 times.
Wow I felt great about that business deal but when Steve offered me that classy handshake I felt even better.
An recipient is unknowingly gifted a soiled glove, typically placed on a car windshield as a form of ritualistic marking.
The fate of the recipient is often unknown however there have been reports of savage butt wolfery as a result.
*in latin america it is known as 'los demonios saludan' - the devils wave.
"Hey did you hear about that guy receiving the dirty handshake? I could hear his howls 3 miles away"
An recipient is unknowingly gifted a soiled glove, typically placed on a car windshield as a form of ritualistic marking.
The fate of the recipient is often unknown however there have been reports of savage butt wolfery as a result.
*in latin america it is known as 'los demonios saludan' - the devils wave.
"Hey did you hear about that guy receiving the dirty handshake? I could hear his howls 3 miles away"