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When a man jerks another man off
He’s the kind of guy that prefers a Frenchmans handshake over a real one if you know what I’m saying
A shot of jameson + a pint of Heineken. Homage to the Irish/Catholic roots of EI with the obvious touch of alcoholism.
Prime to be ordered at Fatty McGee’s.
(In honor of the Chicago handshake)
“Forget any of your worries from the work day and order an East Islip Handshake. Thank me later”
When a person dips his/her hand in the toilet and then proceed to give someone a handjob.
I got a Tijuana handshake last night at the stripclub.
A failed attempt at a handshake in which you only use your fingers to shake someone's hand. It is the most awkward handshake you could do.
Dude 1*Hands a girl his hand for a handshake*
Girl*Shakes his hand only with her fingers*
Dude 2: What kind of handshake is that?
Dude 1: It was a Bitchy Handshake
A failed attempt at a handshake in wich you only use your fingers to shake someones hand. It is the most bitch ass handshake you could do.
Dude 1*Hands a girl his hand for a handshake*
Girl: *Shakes his hand only with her fingers*
Dude 2: What was that handshake?
Dude 1: It was a Bitchy Handshake
When you meet another gooner who uses the same hand as you to jerk off
Let’s do the gooner handshake!
Let’s hold hands with our right hand and jerk off with our lefts
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A sexual cosplay act involving five or more males and females performing an ancient Mayan rite of passage ritual with ghost pepper dildos.
I'll never forget my first Mayan Mississippi Handshake!