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The beginning scentence in a series of political and economic jokes. "You have two cows..." jokes began as a parody of typical intro-course material in college level economics featuring a "farmer in a moneyless society, using his cattle and produce to trade with his neighbors."
The cows are used as a metaphor for currency, capital, means of production, and property.
"Two cows" jokes typically portray an outsider's view on many cultural and economic issues using paradox, and sarcasm.
You have two cows ...
ANARCHISM: You have two cows. The cows decide you have no right to do anything with their milk and leave to form their own society.
CANADIANISM: You have two cows. The bank takes both of them, shoots one, throws away the milk and you shoot yourself.
SOVIET: You have two cows. You count them and realize you have
four cows. You drink more Vodka. You count the cows again and realize you have eleventy six cows. You drink even more Vodka. After a while, you realize that eleventy isn't a real number. You count the cows again and have two cows. You open another bottle of Vodka and try to drown the loss of eleventy four cows.
DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. They outvote you 2-1 to ban all meat and dairy products. You go bankrupt.
UNITED NATIONISM: You have two cows. France vetoes you from milking them. The United States and Britain veto the cows from milking you. New Zealand abstains.
FRISBEETARIANISM: You have two cows. One of them flies up on the roof and gets stuck. You hope the government provides cow ladders.
Intel Pentium 60 - A80501-60
You have 2.0000000056987983 cows.
In the marketing department
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of two thousand millicows!
Fact
You really have 0 cows.
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1. A business that believes to have a high value asset, which turns out to be a massive liability. The opposite of "We have a Hulk"
2. A business or entity that includes a dude named Josh
"We have a fucking Josh"
"Yeah, that's why we should hide him in the basement"
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a bop by nicki minaj that dropped 2.4.22
do we have a problem ? yes a BOPPPP
Used to defeat any of those terrible imagine not doing (blank) or imagine being a (thing that u are like weeb or furry)
and if you use it you will win any arguement.
you have to stay strong with what your opinion is like if someone says imagine hating (insert content creator)
use that and you will win you will be so powerful!
Kpop stan: imagine hating kpop 🙄🙄🙄💅 couldnt be me smh
You:i dont have to imagine lmaooo.
After a while, NamJoon4life has not been responding to ur comeback. which means you won and you ratio'd her. congrats you absolute chad.😃👍
if this is said then the sun gets closer to earth by 1 mile
james;ur dumb
isaiah;dont make me do it
james;do it pussy
isaiah;u have the big gay
''sun engulfs mercury''
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Instead of faking a plausible excuse, a person tells an audacious lie in order to make it known that they just don't want to hang out with you, presumably in order to offend you enough that the situation won't occur again.
Jake: Hey man, you wanna go catch a flick at the old drive-thru?
Jim: Nah dude, I'm having Jesus over for dinner.
Jake: Weak!
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