whats-her-nuts

a reference to a girl who you have a relationship with, but you don't really care about her

aw man, ummm... whats-her-nuts was great last night.

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Wife her up

If she cooks for you two days in a row and provides food for you to make the 3rd day. Wife her up!

I've wife her up and now I cook for her forever.

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Take her temperature

To probe a woman with a penis, which can be done orally, anally, or vaginally.

My wife looked a little under the weather, so I tried to take her temperature with my meat thermometer. She perked right up.

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pumped her up

get someone 'preg-o-not', or 'with child'

john pumped her up just before they took his money away
linda wanted him to pump her up
he knew he wouldn't pump her up, as he was dispensing 'blanks'
somebody pumped her up!

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give her the lizard

When a man hooks up with a woman.

Yea Jerry, you should definitely give her the lizard tonight.

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Ramify her actions

To have sex with violently and aggressively

"I would so ramify her actions"

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her booty stank

This is when a bitch is rude and disrefuckingspectful.

Shaquala: Yo Precious Keisha is a motha fuckin bitch.

Precious: What did she do?
Shaquala: Her booty stank. She mad rude and she always so fucking salty.

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