After having a fat cone: "I'm high as amuh-fucka."
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A desert region northeast of Los Angeles. A few small desert towns clumped together forms the high desert which is along the way to Las Vegas off the 15 freeway. Anyone living in Southern California and has driven to Las Vegas will have driven through it at some point. In movies and television they are depicted as well as filmed as a ranch-like cowboy/farming community that seems to be home to alien invasions. Famous Cowboy Couple Roy Rogers and Dale Evans were the prevailing celebs, who before they passed, called this place home. Playboy playmate of the year 2002 Dalene Curtis hailed from Apple Valley(one of the towns). Barstow and Hinkley, two towns in the high desert, was home of the famed Erin Brakovich story set of the motion picture as well as many other movies. When Dierectors need a landscape comparable the the Iraqi Desert, the Holy Land, Arizona, and parts of Mexico they film it here.
Very distinct type of dress for ages 15-30. Girls have ambiguous highlights and lowlights in a thick chunky pattern ie. "the skunk-effect". Red Dickies pants are must as well as the other brands SKIN Industries and Independent. For beauty Heavy black eyeliner and light frosty pinkish purple lip gloss on a pale face. Guys' fashion entails the same brands as the girls except they where long denim shorts with pretty much anything. Their hair is usually bleached beyond belief banana yellow and extremely spikey. The harder the better for the spikes. Realy dark black or white sunglasses followed-up with large hoope earring or guages in the ears. Most popular form of entertainment is off-roading with cars, trucks, dirt bikes, or ATVs. Most popular getaway is the River(Colorado)or Lake Havasu. Easily picked from the crowd by fellow high desertian. Most popular job choices seem to be construction, nursing and teaching. No university currently built so most youbg adults commute to Cal State San Bernardino or they go right into the work field.
"Dang that tatto that she just got on her back is so High Desert."
Los Angeles person #1: Oh my gosh I cant wait to go to Vegas this weekend."
Los Angeles person #2: Oh I know. I hope our room is nice at The Palms."
Los Angeles person #1: I'm sure it will be. So do you think we should stop in Baker and see the world's largest thermometer or should we stop in the High Desert, depending if the traffic isnt horrible we could get a burger from In-N-out.
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An institution which ends up destroying the very core of you by the time you graduate. It is not the mere fact that your workload can be a pain in the ass, or that one is shoved carelessly into a clique.
Its not about the bullying, the drama, or the mental anguish...this is to be expected for anyone. The transformation from beginning to the end of high school is unbelievable. I entered high school happy, and i didn't give a shit about the world. High School takes the world and flips it around a bit to fuck things up. Chances are, the vast majority of us, are not the elitists who breeze through the four years on a possible football scholarship and daddy's money. You find out what the real world is like.
You find out that attempts at having a relationship with the opposite sex have become so scrutinized by society and your peers that having a relationship isn't even worth it. And nobody is going to understand whatever the fuck you may be feeling, its all on your own to figure it out.
You find out that, lets face it, the majority of the world does not want you to succeed. You find out that you are a pawn in society. You find out that you're just a number, that you have little value, that you are just part of some masochistic system where the elite always rule, and, no matter how hard you try, you are still just an inconceivable spec. You find out that your life is just going to be a rehash of what happened in high school, and no matter what you try to do, there is no escape.
I have graduated high school. I am now in my first year of college. I am trying to figure out how I can get more money so my savings account passes a peon amount. I have a growing nicotine addiction because I need something to relive my stress during the day. I have come to the conclusion that I don't care if I get cancer. All relationships have ended in utter failure. I have become a misanthrope, I trust noone, thus putting a strain on future social activity. I wonder everyday why I am trying on the exterior when I'm not even trying for anybody but myself. I see my life as having little value. I have insomnia and can't sleep, and I spend my time doing things like typing out this definition for such a flawed institution. I went from a happy, carefree kid, to this, whatever you want to call me now. And the sad thing is, I have no solution to this problem. I have no solution to how our youth are turning out, nor do I have a solution on how to fix our society.
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The point of no return. That point when your past your limit of consciousness late at night, but you are still asleep. When you're so sleepy you are in a state of euphoria, kind of like being high. Best results exhibited at 2-3 a.m. with a friend who is also sleepy high. (Not responsible for any damges done to readers or reader's houses.)
Oh dude, is it 2 o'clock already? Yeah finna get sleepy high...
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A place where (in theory, for all of you super seniors) you are supposed to spend 4 years of your life and get a nice education, whether it be in academics, social, etc.
considering the 15 pages of people giving cliche definitions of "prep" and "goth" i just felt the need to say i have either missed a memo or went to a high school that wasn't actually based off of a cheesy high school movie. yeah, kids dressed into some of those categories at my old high school but there were no designated places where different stereotypes ate, and as for cliques, lottss of kids were into multiple "groups".
i dunno, maybe i went to a fairy tale high school? i just don't understand what all of the bitching was about. and drama? if you don't hang around people who are into drama...your life WON'T actually be like a wannabe episode of laguna beach, surprise surprise.
Immature High schooler: Look at the nerd in the khakis and button up shirt and glasses. Bet he's a virgin.
Person who happens to be friends with both him and the immature high schooler: Actually he's cool, we went to a Lamb of God concert last week then he helped me fix my Ipod
Shall I resort to over-used phrases?
Don't judge a book by its cover, things are never as they seem, it's always darkest before the dawn (that one refers to highschool in general, in case you are having a shitty time)
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The sensation of intoxication one gets from being proximate to someone who is already intoxicated, most often someone who is high on hallucinogenic drugs. This is not necessarily from the second-hand smoke of marijuana, as is often suggested, but moreso it is the feeling of being disconcerted by an intoxicated person's actions, gestures, word usage, perspiration and pupil dilation.
"I saw Jamie at the bar last night, he'd just dropped like 4 hits of acid, he was jumbling his words and his pupils were huge, I got contact high just talking to him."
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to know what's up, cool, superior, technologically advanced (doesn't have to be)
Person 1: Why do your jeans have glitter on them?
Person 2: They're high tech.
Person 1: When's the Bone Concert?
Person 2: I don't know.
Person 1: Man. . . you're not high tech.
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