Holy Trinity

When you barely make it to the toilet and feel the relief of not shitting yourself when you really thought you might. Then you creampie. After that you eat your favorite food.

CJ could really use a holy trinity after a hard day at work. CJ could use a holy trinity after his friends made fun of him for having terrible opinions regarding Star Wars.

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Holy Trinity

Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba and Olivia Munn

"Whenever i feel like jerking off, i think of the holy trinity"

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Holy Rollers

A holy roller is someone someone super cool who is really into spirituality and making the world a better place.

The holy rollers got enraptured in a prayer and then went on to save the dolphins.

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HOLY SHIZ

my two fav words in the English language
can be used when dealing with something that gets you shook, ranging from a random pop quiz to a highly attractive person

sally: "bro did u finish last month's homework"
rick:"lol no one does homework tho "
sally:"yea but I heard lee's gonna take it up this time"
rick"HOLY SHIZ BRO WE'RE ALL GONNA FAIL HIS CLASS OMFG"
sally:"ik but he cant take it up when no one in class did it you know "
rick:"ok true true"

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Holy Stacks

Period of extreme excitement when seeing a bad ass truck

Holy stacks look at that truck!

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Holy Trumpet

Similar to a brainer when smoking a joint, you put a joint in your ass and fart a nasty brainer into another person's mouth. That person will be on their knees accepting the brainer, in a praying position. While pinching the joint in the ass, it's guaranteed to make a high pitched horn sound. Hence, a Holy Trumpet.

She blew the nastiest Holy Trumpet the other night. Knocked me on my ass so hard I got religious for a minute.

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Holy penis

Holy penis is the definition for a cock that's so nice just one glimpse will make any girl panties fall, and make any guy cum instantly

HOLY FUCK! That holy penis is so beautiful it made me wet instantly

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