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A place where you should never, and I mean NEVER play a boombox while it is set on Turbo Bass. Otherwise, as a recent scientific study conducted by Andy Samberg and Julian Casablancas has shown, the music would be way too powerful and cause the elderly residents under its influence to engage in a disgusting sex orgy. Well, unless that is your fetish.
And remember that the boombox is NOT a toy.
Here's the actual account of what happened:
Transport now to an old folks' home,
Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones.
The orderlies are stealing, there's no excuse
Every day for lunch they eat boiled goose.
So I grab my boom box and hit the turbo bass
And what happened next was a total disgrace.
Everybody started having sex
The music was way too powerful
A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits
It was disgusting, to say the least.
A boom box can change the world,
But you gotta know your limits with a boom box.
And this was a cautionary tale,
A BOOM BOX IS NOT A TOY!
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1. Avoid getting the Covid-19 Corona virus
2. Avoid spreading the Covid-19 Corona virus
The best advice I can give you is to stay the fuck at home.
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Benny Go Home was formed to counter the onslaught of southbound bennys to the Jersey shore, each and every summer. Its ranks are made up of locals sick of the invading hoards and formed as an evolution of the Benny Patrol, forming its political wing. Their end goal is to rid the Jersey shore of those who would disrespect any local, or his home. Through any means, Benny Go Home shall make the shores of Jersey safe for all locals.
"Benny Go Home shall form the voice of the people. Though we face a great foe, we are infinitely more powerful in our unity. Forming one heart, one mind, we shall vanquish them from our lands. They battle an enemy, born of the shore, who has never known defeat, and will not stop until victory."
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friend or your boy. it can also be used for another "gangsta" friend
Yo what up my home skillet biscuit
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What to do if a single snowflake falls out of the sky. (Src: The Valve Employee Handbook)
Gabe: Why aren't you in the office today?
Mark: I'm working from home - a single snowflake fell out of the sky.
Gabe: Right. Carry on then.
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As appose to working from home.
Seth enjoyed working from home, although, he prefered to call it wanking from home because he could thump the one eyed purple headed bishop to his hearts content.
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noun: basically means homie, friend, or bestfriend depending on who you use it with.
It comes from an episode of That's So Raven a Disney Channel comedy show about a psycic girl.
Come over here home-skillet-biscuit!
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