mind hook up

A mind hook up, is the mental, visual interpretation of yourself hooking up with another person. A mind hook up is meant to be done discreetly, but things can quickly become out of control.

Girl 1: I can't help it i mind hook up with him every time i walk into math.

Girl 2: Don't worry about it girly, that boy is scrumptious.

practice hook up

A hook up (usually for virgin or inexperienced person) to have sexual intercourse with another person to practice it before doing it with there significant other. Mainly to ease their mind about sucking at it.

"If your scared she won't like it then have a practice hook up."

hook it up phat

man, its what yo deala do when he get a big shipment of dadis in and u throw some money his way

Dealer: Dude i got some dank ass chron in from the city man
You: HOOK IT UP PHAT

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Hook, line and stinker

The tendency for girls to let you have anal sex with them early in the relationship and then stop giving it up once they lock you in to a long term commitment.

Dave: Hey so how’s married life treating you? Does Karen still do anal?
Kev: No, we haven’t done that in years.
Dave: Yeah she got you mate, hook, line and stinker.

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Hook up hippo

The animal mascot of hooking up or potential hook ups.

Formed by projecting both index fingers from forehead to form hippo ears, and then bending knees.

Person One: Look at Matt and Alyssa, they just kissed.

Person Two: Hook up hippo!!! *does gesture*

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Off The Hook

Something that is all of: Dope, Phat and Fly!

That new Daft Punk track is off the hook!

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fish hook freddie

when your doing a girl from behind, you pull out stick both pointer fingers in her butt and then give her a double fish hook.

yesterday, i was at ashleys and while we were going at it i gave her the fish hook freddie.

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