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Big big money to a texan. Half the amount the same jobs pay in California, New York, Chicago and all the other modern cities pay.
Hey i'm a texan and I make twelve bucks an hour! Lucky for the rest of the country that i am far too stupid to go elsewhere and earn twice the amount for the same job! I'll just stay in texas and someday I'll make fifteen bucks an hour just like a big city millionaire!
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A state in which you need to poo really, really bad to the point where a large turd is turtle-heading or about to exit on it's own; Often occurs soon after waking up or after a big meal; Also occurs approximately 9 - 10 hours after large feasts and may be occur prematurely when preceded by meals high in fiber.
NOTE: May be accompanied by contractions and a dilated anus.
Dude, if I don't take a shit soon I'm going to be in trouble because I'm 9 hours pregnant!
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sad boi hours generally refers to when something inconvenient happens and you get a sense of fake depression. A certain song or meme can you make you sad and being sad feels like all you wanna do
an hour generally late at night or when tests at school begins and crying is all that is needed
bandito by twenty one pilots starts playing “sad boi hours have officially opened”
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The time when you're driving down the mountain and it's dark.. But the sky is still blue
I was driving (really stoned) in my PT cruiser down the mountain during the witching hour, last Sunday.
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The hours of 3-4 AM when you’re conversing with you s/o of the same sex, and you just feel so gay in the moment and you feel so in love and you feel like nothing can stop you.
S/o1: God i love you so much, i dont know what’d i do without you.
S/O2: me too! Y’know, i just realized its Real gay hours
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In MMO strategy games, the convention that a player will be unprotected by a new alliance he or she joins for the first 48 hours. This allows other players who have had a beef with him to settle things before the new alliance starts defending him.
Alliance Policies: The "48-hour" rule is observed.
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The product of an act of sexual pleasure (blowjob)which is consumed via the mouth down the esophagus and into the digestive tract which provides to the recipient 5 hours of continuous, uninterrupted energy without the crash or jitters of a typical energy supplement. 5 hour energy can also be used as spreads on cakes, breads, and other various epicurean delights such as a creamy 5 hour energy milk shake which we recommend to be consumed via straw to prevent tooth decay.
Becky pleased Scott and can pull an all-nighter in return.
"Becky, please just suck my dick!"
"No Scott, I won't be able to enter into a slumber tonight!"
For a healthy, low carb energy snack, use 5 hour energy as a dip for your favorite fruits and vegetables.
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