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This is when you come up on some one from behind and vigorously create a heavy amount of friction on their ears with your hands.
Maan, he cauliflowered my ears so bad yesterday, they are still red from it.
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Ears that you hold on to have good control over the persons head while they are performing fellatio on you.
Ken wuz happy that dis ho, Amy, had good rabbit ears, otherwise she would have pulled away before he blew, da bitch ain't no goo gobbler!
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The act of slicing a penis vertically down the pee hole splitting into two equal halves to the pubic bone (still attached to the torso). Then, with two hands at opposing 45 degree angles, jerk/jack them off.
Ashwin : What did you do last night?
Pat : This girl gave me bunny ears.
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when your girl does nothing but talk, talk, talk and you are stuck listening. With no happy ending.
Inquiring Dude: Hey man you were on the phone forever with that girl. Was she giving you phone sex?
Dejected Dude: All she did on the phone was talk about the dogs, work, the weather and what she and her fucking girlfriends are doing this weekend. My ear is aching from listening.
Inquiring Dude: She just gave you an ear job dude.
Dejected Dude: At least it wasn't a rear job.
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when you mistime the pump fake and she truns her head and you plug her ear with the warmth her face so willingly deserves
i spit on her back and as she turned around i lost my load and plugged her ear
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When your shaved sweaty ball sack gets stuck to your legs. The shaved sack looks like Dumbo's ears and your dick is the trunk.
After a long run, I like to look in the mirror at my Dumbo Ears to see how well it stuck.
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