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Sex with a slut/prostitute before your daily schedule.
Random Dude #1: What did you do this morning?
Random Dude #2: Nothing. Just had my morning cup of hoe.
Random Dude #1: Nice... who'd u do it with?
Random Dude #2: Oh... just a whore.
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1. A waste of life
2. A waste of life who is so unhappy in their life that they have to get stoned right when they wake up to pass the day.
"Have you seen Jimmy at all recently?"
"Nah. he just sits at home playing videogames all day by himself"
"He's probably a morning stoner, that wanker"
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A common thing that inner-city black people post on facebook every morning, some trashy white people also. It gets quite annoying and is really pointless.
Example 1 : Good morning post ( LMS
Example 2: lms : Good Morning Post .
Example 3: GoodMorning post wit a ♥...LMS
Exp: 12:00
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Defecation immediately upon waking.
Morning Deuce Syndrome (MDS) is characterized by the following
symptoms: sharp abdominal pains, excessive flatulence and/or swamp
ass, and general irritability.
Dr. Marc Pierson, a world-renowned researcher from the Paris Institute
of Gastroenterology, offers the following advice for those suffering
from MDS: "Yeah, so I ran some tests and well, they came back
positive. It looks like you've got Morning Deuce Syndrome. The real
kicker is, you may never sleep in again."
Patients suffering from MDS often
retort: "I couldn't sleep in this morning.. a god damn deuce woke me
from my slumber."
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This is the time that some people may wake up by accident, often when they are in the middle of a dream. They may take just a moment to check the time, then fall asleep again.
I remember waking up at 3:00 in the morning, but just went back to bed.
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whilst someone is sleeping leaving a tasty mixture of shit,piss and semen in their mouth so when they wake up they begin to choke and gargle causing the substance to be transformed into a milkshake.
she doesnt know it yet but tomorrow im going to make her a lovely morning toffee milkshake
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when a man who is not yet 18 fucks a 18 year old girl and it is lasted for the longest time and in the morning he feels sooooooo good and happy
That morning after dark with your mom last night sure lasted a long time, but it was fun.
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