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The theory that the presence of a father to his children is just as, if not more critical to the development of his children than the mother, and that the Absence of a father / father figure is severely detrimental to the adult psychology of men and women, often causing them to be destructive and degenerative members of society.
"Dude it seems like every girl with daddy issues is promiscuous and ignorant towards men, and every guy without a dad is a douche and abuses women."
"Ah thats Critical Dad Theory at work for ya. The woman never learned how to treat and care for a man and his emotions, and the man never learned how to respect and provide for a woman and her needs."
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The theory that ignorant people will wait excessive amounts of time to walk through an open door, as opposed to opening another door and saving themselves a great deal of time.
These people clearly never heard of the two-door theory
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The lock and key theory was dreamt up in Liverpool, England by an un-named genius. It states that a guy is like a key, and a girl is like a lock. A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that is opened by many keys is a shitty lock. This theory is rarely favoured by females... for some reason.
The lock and key theory is most suitably used to shut a girl up that complains about male sexual promiscuity being praised by peers, while that of a female is frowned upon. Works every time.
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1. The theory of who the child is, when he or she was born, and when he or she was slaughtered and eaten as a "Christmas Roast" for not believing in Christmas. It's a theory based on the fact that families literally ate their own children as their "Christmas Roast" after slaughtering them for not believing in Christmas from 1998 to the summer of 2017.
2. A catalogue series on YouTube, Bitchute, and Archive.org to show evidence of where the child was slaughtered by obvious blood stains, even before that, it was based on the smell of inside the house, because humans like children, smell like a dead pig.
Just like Darwin's Theory of Evolution, The Roast Game Theory is a plausible theory.
Just like Evolution is a fact, The Roast Game is a fact too.
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The implosive reaction that theoretically occurs when one morbidly obese individual makes contact with somebody who is exactly pi/10 of his or her weight.
Wow, he's so fat the Conway-Pitre Theory applies to him. RUN!!!
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Theory of Everything 2 is the 18 level in the Geometry Dash main levels and is also the 2nd main demon level of the game.
Jerry: I FINALLY BEAT THEORY OF EVERYTHING 2
Tim: Who cares.
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the double y theory, is the theory that anyone who types 'heyy' in a conversation, is most likely female.
stranger: heyy
you: you must be a girl
stranger: omg how did you know?
you: the double y theory
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