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Idiom, literally meaning: one the receiving end of someone's penis (in slang shaft) rather than the person who possesses the penis (again shaft). In usage this means someone getting fucked figuratively rather than doing the figurative fucking (in which fucking is the preferred position).
Often used in relation to a business transaction which is one-sided.
While uncommon this idiom can be used in a literal sense and would generally refer to not only the act of being on the receiving side but also of a penetrative act that is disliked or not enjoyable (e.g. anal sex, double penetration..)
Figurative:
"I sold my truck for $2K to some idiot."
"Oh man, that shitbox? He was definitely on the wrong end of the shaft on that one."
Literal:
"James and I DP'd this chick last night.. man, was she on the wrong end of the shaft."
When a patient has severe chronic severe diseases affecting every organ system and is progressing despite maximum medical therapy to the point where the severity of the side-effects of their medical therapies are approaching that of their multiple medical comorbidities.
Q: Did you finish his HPI?
A: His chief complaint is End-Stage Life; hospice is seeing him first.
When you are a straight person (attracted to women) and you occasionally give sloppy toppy to the homies, 100% homie proof
"Yo, you know that Tom's open ended straight right?"
Unlike a Front End Alignment on an automobile, a Rear End Alignment is an ass kicking.
Bryan has quite the tude today, I think he might need a rear end alignment.
After sex, the female collects her warm pee in a bowl and gives her partner a Deep Tissue Massage with her pee to relax him.
dude, sneha gave me a telangana happy ending after we were done. I think i need to be alone for a while.
A state of melancholy following the ending of an engaging story.
The great show you watched came to a finale, you finished a thrilling game or read the last chapter of a well-written book and now you feel sad, empty, you're processing what happened - that's post-ending depression.
Johnny: What's up, you look kinda sad.
Jackie: Oh, it's nothing. Just post-ending depression.
Johnny: What'd that be?
Jackie: I finished playing Cyberpunk 2077 and the ending hit me hard. I didn't expect █████ to die and when the credits theme started pla-
Johnny: You fucking dickwipe! Why'd you spoil it for me like that huh?
Jackie: What? I didn't think you wanted to play the game, you said it sucked!
Johnny: Your mom sucks! My dick! Every Tuesday!
Jackie: That's it! I'm gonna shut that dirty mouth of yours up!
*both start to kiss violently*