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When a movie ends with a goal never being achieved. Or it’s not known if a goal was ever achieved.
That movie was such a dead end feature. I can’t believe I even watched that.
Idiom, literally meaning: one the receiving end of someone's penis (in slang shaft) rather than the person who possesses the penis (again shaft). In usage this means someone getting fucked figuratively rather than doing the figurative fucking (in which fucking is the preferred position).
Often used in relation to a business transaction which is one-sided.
While uncommon this idiom can be used in a literal sense and would generally refer to not only the act of being on the receiving side but also of a penetrative act that is disliked or not enjoyable (e.g. anal sex, double penetration..)
Figurative:
"I sold my truck for $2K to some idiot."
"Oh man, that shitbox? He was definitely on the wrong end of the shaft on that one."
Literal:
"James and I DP'd this chick last night.. man, was she on the wrong end of the shaft."
the west end bandits are the most hardcore gang in scituate. they get in huge brawls with the co-freaks. they tag a ton of shit, and no one fucks with them. they are awesome. also known as WEB
john"hey wanna go chill in the west end?"
eric"nah dude, not with those gangsta west end bandits down there man!!lets go smoke some weed"
When you grab that fresh pair of undies and later you find yo girls hair wrapped around yo nut sack or stuck in your butthole after a crap
Dude I took such a great crap and when I went to wipe I caught this hair that seemed to be the never ending story coming from my butthole and nut sack
“Never Ending Story”
When you take a sticky shit and keep wiping till the toilet paper is almost gone.
Went to the club last night couldn’t leave till two. Got stuck in the bathroom with a never ending story.
Hey man, we have one more week til end of year exams!
...I didn't know I'll be meeting Satan this early.
A state of melancholy following the ending of an engaging story.
The great show you watched came to a finale, you finished a thrilling game or read the last chapter of a well-written book and now you feel sad, empty, you're processing what happened - that's post-ending depression.
Johnny: What's up, you look kinda sad.
Jackie: Oh, it's nothing. Just post-ending depression.
Johnny: What'd that be?
Jackie: I finished playing Cyberpunk 2077 and the ending hit me hard. I didn't expect █████ to die and when the credits theme started pla-
Johnny: You fucking dickwipe! Why'd you spoil it for me like that huh?
Jackie: What? I didn't think you wanted to play the game, you said it sucked!
Johnny: Your mom sucks! My dick! Every Tuesday!
Jackie: That's it! I'm gonna shut that dirty mouth of yours up!
*both start to kiss violently*