The way switch owners take their mind off this damn virus
I finally have the cure to depression, Animal Crossing: New Horizons
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I drove through the streets for hours looking for my son, but when I found him, he was already getting nailed to the cross.
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An iron cross wearer is another way to say "skin head". Or one that is a racist caucasin, that wears the independant label frequently. Another characteristic of an iron cross wearer is to be over religous. Like people in Riverside!
"That town is filled with good-for-nothing iron cross wearers."
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The fourth entry in the animal crossing series, its home being the 3DS. One of the best games to get into animal crossing, with practically limitless possibilities and 333 default villagers (50 added in the welcome amiibo update-they are amiibo cards) giving the option to have a very different town to anyone else.
Each town is unique from the layouts being randomly generated, with landscaping, public works projects, and much else to be explored in the game with friends locally or online, you can lose many many hours in this great game.
player: I've been playing animal crossing new leaf for a year and have logged in over 200 hours!!! I love this game!
nonplayer: hmm...maybe there is something to this game...
A pretty Nintendo Switch game that you can get lost in catching bugs and fish, talking to animals, visiting other players, and populate a deserted island.
The fifth major entry in the Animal Crossing series.
"Wanna hop on Animal Crossing: New Horizons?"
"Nah, can't, I don't have it"
"What? How did you not have it pre-ordered? Lame."
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When two men fornicate, facing one another, with each man's dick curling past the other and into the anus. (Requires very long penises)
Rob: I don't wanna do you from behind any more, John.
John: Oh ok, lets do hot cross buns instead.
Rob: Sweet.
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A bunch of idiots who think it is fun to run far distances, in all kinds of weather and terrain, all in short shorts.
"Look at those stupid cross country runners running on the sidewalk!"
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