The act of jerking off in a circle with a woman in the middle naked.
"are you attending my jerk circle tonight?"
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A phrase used when something turns you off. Instead of being able to quickly beat it, your jerk gets slowed down because of a stupid comment or disgusting premise. Akin to an "eye roll" and often accompanied by a slow, masturbatory gesture.
Girlfriend: "We should totally see the Nutcracker when it comes to town!"
Me: "Ugh, slow jerk"
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The "What are you retard's" That you get before you fall asleep
I gots the big jolts, before i fell asleep
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A group of men standing in a circle masterbating much like "circle jerk" however with this version each participant must be holding a half smile or a smirk to make things even more enjoyable.
That guy over there is lookin at me like he wants to have a quick smircle jerk, creepy
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A chef who appears on one of many cam sites, such as Chatroulette and Omegle, masturbating while wearing a chef's uniform.
Courtney ( Sees the chef jerkin' it on cam ) - "CHEF JERK!"
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an outbreak of acne (from a teenage joke about masturbation causing acne)
I just got out of the shower when the jerk bumps came back.
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